The dating game by icp lyrics

(Sharon) Contestant #1, I believe first impressions last forever, So let's say you were to come over to my parents' house And have dinner with me and my family.

Let's see, hmm, well I'd have to think about it I might show up in a tux, ha! I'd probably just show up naked like I always do And look your mama in the eye and tell her fuck you!

Well it sounds like contestant number two Is just over-flowing with sensitivity, Sharon It's a tough choice so far Sharon, let's have your last question and See which one is going to win the rights to your neden Okay, if we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me at thesame time.

Tell me, how would you each get my attention, and what wouldyour pick up line be? CONTESTANT NUMBER 2Okay, first I'd slide up to the bar And tell you that I can't believe how f*cking fat you are I'd tell that I like the way you make your titties shake And if you lost a little weight, you'd look like Rikki Lake!

I pull the forty out and pour some for your little brother. Number 2 if you fell in love with me exactally how would you let me know?

After your mom does the dishes and the silverware I try to fuck her till I nut in my underwear. He's a pyscopathic, duranged crack head freak, who works for the "Dark Carnival." He says women call him stretch nuts. I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions, a man who expresses himself in his own special way.

But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care, By takin all these other motha fuckers outta here!

I'd go through your phonebook and whack em all And find contestant #1 and break his fuckin jaw!

But if I did I'd probably show you that I care by taking all these other muthafuckas outa here. And find contestant #1 and break his fuckin jaw.(What?!? And look your mamma in the eye and tell her FUCK YOU! " Your dad would probaly start trippin and get me pissed, I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fuckin lips. Hurry up bitch I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti, I'd pinch her limpy ass and tell her get the food ready!Your dad would probably start trippin and get me pissed I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fuckin lips!

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